Meet the Cult!

Ashley Phan- A primo chef, this little hipster will thrill your taste buds with her gluten-free creations. She will also rock your skinny jeans off with her sweet-ass dance moves. College: Bard College

Clara Youtz- Some would describe her as a Music Connaisseur, but that doesn't do her justice. She is a veritable library of musical knowledge. Good thing her intended major is Music Business. College: New York University

Demi Glidden- A.K.A Corn-Stalk-Swims-Through-Souls. A Nordic Goddess who loves books, learning, music, photography, and modge podge, Demi is an asset to the cult. Without her, we would all become blobs of poo. College: Lewis and Clark College

Ellie Fox- Hiding behind her demure countenance lies an intelligent bad-ass, just waiting until you're not looking so she can cure cancer or steal your car. College: Lewis and Clark College

Hannah Hibbs- A total freak. Proceed with caution. College: Portland State University

Jacob Glickman- A proud member of the Jewish faith, this boy rocks the Jew-Fro like no one else. If you have a question about anything, ask Jacob. If he doesn't know the answer, he will soon. College: Pacific Lutheran University

Laurel Garrett- Princess LoLo: the cult's own fairy princess ballerina. Also, she bakes when she's stressed, so we keep her around for that too. College: Lewis and Clark College

Melia Pagurigian- While others might be gallivanting around their college campuses, Melia will most likely be found snuggling down reading the Mutts comics. College: Evergreen State College

Nathan Garduno- Baby, Baby, Baby, Oh. Nathan is the cult's Heart-Throb Golden Boy. Wholesome and pure of heart, would he have gone to Hogwarts, he surly would have been placed in Gryffindor. College: George Mason University

Nick Vargish- This guy might be too tired to contribute to the blog, but if he does, you are in for a treat. Nick's sense of humor is as unique as his stellar drumming skillz. College: Vassar College

Piper Foulon- Just wait to you see her play the cello, and prepare to fall in love. Anything I write here Piper will deny wholeheartedly, but she really is a beautiful, talented, wonderful human. College: Pacific Lutheran University

Rosie Koppleman- "Brain-hole" is just one of the many phrases Rosie has given the cult, among some very poignant facial expressions and hand gestures. Wanna make this girl's day? Buy her a cheeseburger. College: Galludet University

Suriya Shogren- Su was probably one of the first in the cult to really embrace the lifestyle, and encouraged us to follow suit. So really, we have her to thank. She's our L. Ron Hubbard, if you will. College: Pitzer College

Tyler Patterson- One of the few males in the cult, Tyler considers himself one of the girls. Tyler is down for chick-flicks, shopping, and carb-parties. Also, he will run America one day, if we're lucky. College: Lewis and Clark College

We are all about to embark on our own magical mystery tours, and though some of us will be near while others are far, we will be forever bonded by the powers of friendship and love. And scarves.